Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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