3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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