So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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