I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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