it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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