I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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