apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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