we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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