i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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