do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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