no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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