Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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