I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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