Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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