1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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