Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Randomize
