Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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