He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
try to milk me bitch
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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