i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i will never coherently bang her
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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