Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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