Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
