You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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