can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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