Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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