Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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