I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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