3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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