But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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