Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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