dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I think people are normalizing furries
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
