biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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