My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
we should paint friendship bongs
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