how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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