soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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