All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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