if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I want to make a zoo with you.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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