you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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