from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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