Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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