Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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