I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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