your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
wanna go halves on a baby?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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