GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize