and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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