i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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