When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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