Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
we should paint friendship bongs
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