I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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