if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My bed smells like the plague
Someone signed my nipple.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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