do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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