No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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