bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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