do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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